Thursday, May 04, 2006

Toot Toot, Heeeeeyyy, Beep Beep: 16-20

16. Evelyn "Champagne" King - "Shame" (Smooth Talk, 1977)



Champagne was only 16 when she recorded this song, not like you could tell. Her best song, "Shame" is a bitch slap on wax. "SHAME! Burning, you keep my whole body yearning." But it's also a call to love--sweet sweet disco love--as "Wrapped in your arms is where I want to be."

17. Donna Summer - "Bad Girls" (Bad Girls, 1979)



Donna really hit a one-two punch with this track and "Hot Stuff" in '79. But for my money, "Bad Girls" takes the cake. When I walk down the street, I secrelty chant "toot toot, heeeyyy beep beep" with each step, all the while pretending I'm on the prowl for my next meal ticket. It's good to be a bad girl.

18. The Andrea True Connection - "More, More, More" (More, More, More, 1976)



A porn star doing disco, it all seems so appropos. It's the 70s, let's all fuck and dance and then record ourselves fucking and dancing. But when the song is this good, you could kill Sudanese orphans in the recording process and I wouldn't care...too soon?


19. First Choice - "Let No Man Put Asunder"/ "Dr. Love"(Delusions, 1977)





I really love when god and disco meet. I once saw god blowing Mikhail Baryshnikov at 54 and he looked fffaaaaaaattt. Then Dr. Love came over and started playing with god's balls and it got a little weird. But how could the big guy resist with First Choice beckoning him to the dance floor?

20. Donna Summer - "Hot Stuff" (Bad Girls, 1979)



"Gotta have some hot stuff, gotta have some love tonight!" Woo, turn the cameras off, Donna. There might not be 12 minutes of moaning, but this is arguably her sexiest and sassiest song.

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