Flirting With Disaster

lefabrat
AIM
8:52
i'm going to see an apt tomorrow in queens
8:52 PM
and the guy's a gay 26 yo ballet dancer
8:52 PM
i'm hoping to at least have sex with him

Boseivous802
AIM
8:52 PM
oh well that will be an eyeful
8:54 PM
be up front and say, i am horny
8:55 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2257/670/1600/article.jpg

lefabrat
AIM
8:55 PM
i think i'll just go there naked under a trench wishing for the best
8:55 PM
omg, lol

Boseivous802
AIM
8:56 PM
i'd suggest the trench

lefabrat
AIM
8:57 PM
and i'm going to see an apt in north bergen and the gay there even smokes pot
8:57 PM
and really that's all i need in a man

Boseivous802
AIM
8:58 PM
is that new jersey?

lefabrat
AIM
8:58 PM
oh god, no
8:58 PM
brooklyn
8:58 PM
i hope it's brooklyn
8:58 PM
omg, is it in new jersey?!

Boseivous802
AIM
8:58 PM
i have no idea, it sounds like new jersey
8:59 PM
don't ask me i'm probably wrong

lefabrat
AIM
8:59 PM
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8:59 PM
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8:59 PM
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8:59 PM
it's in jersey

Boseivous802
AIM
9:00 PM
cancel that appointment

lefabrat
AIM
9:00 PM
i'm going to have to
9:00 PM
omg
9:00 PM
i almost went to/ considered living and making out in jersey

Boseivous802
AIM
9:01 PM
i know, just breathe
9:01 PM
you are NOT bridge/tunnel

lefabrat
AIM
9:01 PM
omg, i don't even know what to SAY to that
9:01 PM
i was just thinking how staten island was a trip one only made in the most desperate of emergencies
9:02 PM
i mean NO ONE does the ferry

Boseivous802
AIM
9:02 PM
oh lord, not EVEN

lefabrat
AIM
9:02 PM
well, people do, tons of people, but i'm just way too snobby and gay to go to Shaolin
9:02 PM
but to think of living in Jersey...
9:02 PM
ugh, i dry-heaved a little bit
9:03 PM
where's that blunt?

Boseivous802
AIM
9:03 PM
just suck it down
9:03 PM
the fact you didnt even know it was new jersey proves you werent serious

lefabrat
AIM
9:03 PM
yes!
9:03 PM
yes it does
9:04 PM
and no one can say that it doesn't mean anything cuz it does, ok?!

Boseivous802
AIM
9:05 PM
just sing new york, new york

lefabrat
AIM
9:05 PM
good idea
9:06 PM
and i'll dawn a sequined pantsuit and down 3 'ludes just to be safe