Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Looking for Gay Love in the Big City....

...on Craigslist:

"any yuppies need oral service on way home? - 28"

"PLUMP BUBBLE ASS HERE TO MASSAGE and EAT... - 28"

"my Azz is Horny - 26"

"Any RAW BLACK TOPS looking for a White Virgin BTTM - 23"

"Petite white boy for Black Men - 28"

"I love thugged out white/latin boys - 31"

"***Brokeback Mountain Buddy*** - 34" This one at least promises a relationship with it's cowboy love story-inspired title..even if that love will only end in heartbreak and cheesy 80s mustaches.

"GAM Looking for to Date - 26" I would love to think it's just a fabulous, disembodied leg, but alas...

"Muscle bottom wants some - 28" I kinda want to hit this one based on his pic alone, but this is the internet and he's probably a fat, hairy 70 year old woman into kinky shit....on second thought, what was their email?

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