Friday, January 20, 2006

Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Game!!!

And that game is Hands Up in 2006!

Hands up in 2006!

Gonna spell

The names of

PEOPLE!!!!!!!

PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Soylent green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!

But seriously, I've finally come up with the perfect pick up line:

"Ok, here's my propositon. I'm alone and awesome. As far as I can tell, you're also alone and awesome. Why not let's get together and be so fucking awesome the entire world has to sheild its eyes a bit?"

I can hear the manties droppiong already.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Like A Diva From the Ashes of Her Coked Out Nostrils...

Still I rise.

So, my roommates are fucking assholes and i just feel the need to write about it and get it out of my system. This catharsis will inevitably be completed by smoking a spliff and donning a mink stole to perform a fancy jig in the streets.

Then everything will be better once again.

And now that I'm finally out of that unimaginative hell, I can pursue my real dream: to start the first lesbian softball team the world has ever known. Some may call me foolish, i say I'm a visionary. Some may have laughed, but they can stick a snausage in their guffaws, because this guy's got plans!

I can hear Ethel Merman cackling "Everyting's Coming Up Roses" already.